Janine Quote #296
Janine: Listen, I'm trying to spread the word about Draemond Winding and Legendary Charter-
Krystal: Oh, let me stop you right there. I read about that on Facebook. Look, I'm all for keeping the schools public. What do you need?
Janine: Wow, that was so easy. [chuckles] Man, I had a whole presentation prepared, and if that didn't work, begging.
Krystal: Well, keep me updated. Look, take my e-mail...
Janine: Okay.
Krystal: It's S-L-U...
Janine: Oh, you know what? Actually, I can get it from Venus, 'cause I'm sure she has it.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Festival’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson: Now turn around. I gotta wand you, son. [imitating wand buzzing]
Man: Is that a curling iron?
Mr. Johnson: Can't be too careful.
Quote from Barbara
Janine: I know that this seems really, really bad, but look, no matter what happens, we are still Abbott Elementary. You know, they can't take that away from us.
Ava: Just found out we're not gonna be Abbott Elementary anymore. Draemond is changing the name to "Legendary Schools Presents: Abbott Charter."
Barbara: What in the Lee Daniels?
Melissa: I mean... [laughter]
Jacob: Wait, I don't get it.