Mr. Johnson Quote #122
Quote from Mr. Johnson in Festival
Mr. Johnson: Now turn around. I gotta wand you, son. [imitating wand buzzing]
Man: Is that a curling iron?
Mr. Johnson: Can't be too careful.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Festival’ Quotes
Quote from Barbara
Janine: I know that this seems really, really bad, but look, no matter what happens, we are still Abbott Elementary. You know, they can't take that away from us.
Ava: Just found out we're not gonna be Abbott Elementary anymore. Draemond is changing the name to "Legendary Schools Presents: Abbott Charter."
Barbara: What in the Lee Daniels?
Melissa: I mean... [laughter]
Jacob: Wait, I don't get it.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: [quietly to phone] Who is Lee Daniels?
Janine: Yes. We're gonna fight back.
Phone Voice: Here is what I found for Lee Daniels. African Amer- [Jacob throws his phone in the sink]