Melissa Quote #160
Quote from Melissa in Teacher Conference
Kristin Marie: Just as soon as Melissa admits she makes a terrible bragioli.
Melissa: What, are you kidding me? I've seen you put regular bacon in your carbonara, ya googootz.
Kristin Marie: It was a delicious American fusion dish.
Melissa: That's a lot of confidence for someone wearing last year's espadrilles.
Woman: Hey. Watch where you're going, clearance section.
Kristin Marie: Excuse me?
Woman: Oh, could you not hear me over your loud-ass outfit?
Melissa: Whoa! You throwing stones with those extensions? You look like you get your hair done at the mall.
Kristin Marie: In the parking lot.
Melissa: You show your hairdresser a picture of Beetlejuice and go, "Do that"?
Kristin Marie: Yeah, h-how many black eyes did Beetlejuice have again? Was it one or two?
Melissa: I forget.
Kristin Marie: Let's say two.
Melissa: Let's say two. [the woman scurries away] We still got it.
Kristin Marie: [chuckles] Yeah, we do.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Teacher Conference’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Janine: What else?
Girl: This is impossible!
Janine: No, nothing is impossible. Now, come on. Keep guessing. [door opens]
Ava: All the vowels are in the dump. What word has two X's and no vowels? Did Grimes have another kid?
Quote from Janine
Janine: Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman is stumped. All right, let's get those guesses in, you guys.
Ava: Nah, I got this. "R"!
Janine: Nope. [students groaning]
[aside to camera:]
Janine: So I picked a word, but then a student sneezed on another student. By the time we cleaned that up, I'd forgotten the word. So I'm just stalling. But we've only got about 10 minutes till lunch, so we should be fine.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: I can't wait to show you what I have planned. We have snowshoeing, a coal jewelry workshop, and tree-ventures just to start.
Amber: I thought we were gonna be, like, relaxing... in a hot tub.
Gregory: We are, after the firewood harvesting forum.
Amber: Seems like you have a lot planned.
Gregory: That's the best way to relax... On a strict schedule.