Janine Quote #247
Quote from Janine in Valentine's Day
Jacob: Great to meet you!
Ayesha: [on video call] Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
Janine: [to Jacob] [laughs] I'm sorry. I should've turned the volume down. Her voice... It just carries, you know? [to Ayesha] So, any fun plans?
Ayesha: Uh, yeah, I might go out with some friends. They just got married, so...
Janine: [to Jacob] [chuckles] Ooh. TMI. You know? It's like, "Why are you telling me all of this? I am not your therapist." [sighs] [to Ayesha] Well, you know what? I hope you have a good one.
Ayesha: Yeah. Uh, thanks for calling.
Janine: Yeah. Okay.
Ayesha: Bye.
Janine: Bye. Bye. [call ends] Oh, my God. She is impossible to get off the phone with. Every call is like the length between Netflix seasons. It's like... I don't remember what happened on the last season of Stranger Things. That was 10 years ago.
Jacob: Yeah. I-I don't know. I think she seemed nice. I could see us really, you know, hitting it off.
Ayesha: And she just holds you captive and she won't let you get away and she just goes on and on and on. And right when you think it's over, she just keeps going. You know? And I have a story for you. You might want to sit down, 'cause this one has a lot of turns. So...
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Internet sucks today, right? [laughs] Not one scandal? Do better, Twitter. [marker squeaking] You teenagers today are so boring paying all that attention.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: Unlike Phase One Tony Stark, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King were both anti-capitalists. [Jacob nearly falls off his desk]
Student: You seem a little shaky, Mr. Hill. Are you good?
Jacob: Oh, yeah. I'm good. I am... totally fine.
[aside to camera:]
Jacob: Ava has been in my last three classes, okay? Either this is some time-intensive prank, or I am getting fired... for teaching Black history. [scoffs] I flew too close to the sun. Like an anti-racist Icarus.
Quote from Ava
Barbara: I mean, he absolutely likes you. Although I think that workplace romances are a terrible idea.
Ava: Yeah. That's why I never tried anything with him. Also, I have a boyfriend. But mostly Barb's reason.
Janine: So, wait. Everyone just... Just knows this?
Ava: Yeah, y'all the only two dummies that don't know that you like each other.
Janine: Whoa!
Barbara: But you do like him, right?
Ava: Despite you lack of swag, height, and good outfits, he thinks you're cute, but just don't do anything nasty on school grounds, because if I can't, then y'all can't.