Janine Quote #252
Quote from Janine in Valentine's Day
Janine: [laughs loudly] That's... Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about something Jacob said. It was zany, really. He said that someone likes me, which I don't think they do. But, you know, what's a surefire way to know if someone likes you?
Melissa: Well, who did Jacob say liked you?
Janine: Oh, I don't want to go into details.
Melissa: Yes, you do. You brought it up.
Barbara: And why are we talking about this? I thought you made a friend for this.
Mr. Johnson: [taunting] ♪ I know who it is ♪
Janine: Okay, you know what? You guys are right. Let's not talk about it.
Mr. Johnson: It's Gregory!
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Internet sucks today, right? [laughs] Not one scandal? Do better, Twitter. [marker squeaking] You teenagers today are so boring paying all that attention.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: Unlike Phase One Tony Stark, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King were both anti-capitalists. [Jacob nearly falls off his desk]
Student: You seem a little shaky, Mr. Hill. Are you good?
Jacob: Oh, yeah. I'm good. I am... totally fine.
[aside to camera:]
Jacob: Ava has been in my last three classes, okay? Either this is some time-intensive prank, or I am getting fired... for teaching Black history. [scoffs] I flew too close to the sun. Like an anti-racist Icarus.
Quote from Ava
Barbara: I mean, he absolutely likes you. Although I think that workplace romances are a terrible idea.
Ava: Yeah. That's why I never tried anything with him. Also, I have a boyfriend. But mostly Barb's reason.
Janine: So, wait. Everyone just... Just knows this?
Ava: Yeah, y'all the only two dummies that don't know that you like each other.
Janine: Whoa!
Barbara: But you do like him, right?
Ava: Despite you lack of swag, height, and good outfits, he thinks you're cute, but just don't do anything nasty on school grounds, because if I can't, then y'all can't.