Ava Quote #185
Melissa: Scumbag's name is Draemond Winding. He's a real piece of work. He's a big name in New York charter schools. Now he's got his sights set on Philly.
Jacob: Well, what's our next move? How do we get to this guy?
Melissa: Find his grandma.
Ava: Find his mother's mother.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Attack Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Y'all not gonna believe this, but I was watching Gourders, that show about pumpkin hoarders, and a commercial about Abbott came on. It's bad. I had to watch two more episodes before it played again.
Quote from Melissa
Melissa: Was there a bit about me gambling? 'Cause a parent said something that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response.
Gregory: Mm, you mean fight or flight.
Melissa: No. I'm not a flippin' bird, Gregory.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: Oh, I hate to be the perpetual resident of Buzzkill, Pennsylvania, but, uh, we are meeting with the lawyer any minute...
Candace: I am the lawyer.
Jacob: Oh. Of course you are. I knew that. Erin Brockovich is, like, my favorite movie.