Ava Quote #181
Ava: Y'all not gonna believe this, but I was watching Gourders, that show about pumpkin hoarders, and a commercial about Abbott came on. It's bad. I had to watch two more episodes before it played again.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Attack Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Melissa
Melissa: Was there a bit about me gambling? 'Cause a parent said something that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response.
Gregory: Mm, you mean fight or flight.
Melissa: No. I'm not a flippin' bird, Gregory.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: Oh, I hate to be the perpetual resident of Buzzkill, Pennsylvania, but, uh, we are meeting with the lawyer any minute...
Candace: I am the lawyer.
Jacob: Oh. Of course you are. I knew that. Erin Brockovich is, like, my favorite movie.
Quote from Melissa
Barbara: I do not agree with anything in that commercial. I just think that we need to find a different way to get what we want. If... If we stoop to their level, we're no better than they are. They go low, we go high.
Melissa: Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat.
Barbara: No.