Ava Quote #190
Melissa: Cut the crap. You use kids in your attack ads. How much you really care about them?
Draemond: We just aired what we shot. You didn't make it tough on us. Look, the conditions of this place are abysmal. Not to mention you have a principal who knows more about the cast of Love Island than she does her own students.
Ava: Hey! Just as much.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Attack Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Y'all not gonna believe this, but I was watching Gourders, that show about pumpkin hoarders, and a commercial about Abbott came on. It's bad. I had to watch two more episodes before it played again.
Quote from Melissa
Melissa: Was there a bit about me gambling? 'Cause a parent said something that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response.
Gregory: Mm, you mean fight or flight.
Melissa: No. I'm not a flippin' bird, Gregory.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: Oh, I hate to be the perpetual resident of Buzzkill, Pennsylvania, but, uh, we are meeting with the lawyer any minute...
Candace: I am the lawyer.
Jacob: Oh. Of course you are. I knew that. Erin Brockovich is, like, my favorite movie.