Janine Quote #165
Quote from Janine in Candy Zombies
Janine: [aside to camera] Erika's super nice from what I remember, but I just don't know her that well. And I won't know anyone at that party. And I really do have plans tonight. I put up a camera to try to keep kids from egging my house, and, as of this morning, it has not worked. But maybe tonight.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Candy Zombies’ Quotes
Quote from Barbara
Janine: But, uh, Barbara, what are you doing tonight?
Barbara: I'm going to a screening of Rocky Horror at my church. [off Janine's look] They take out all the cursing, all the references to sex and sexuality. It comes in at just under 26 minutes, and it is a hoot!
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: It's a yearly tradition. We've watched Nightmare Before Christmas, but only the Christmas parts, Practical Magic without the witchcraft, and Hocus Pocus without Sarah Jessica Parker.
Quote from Gregory
Janine: Look, I got this bag of candy from Joel and Carolina's mom. She wanted me to give it to you. Maybe she wants you to get a cavity or something.
Gregory: Oh. That's nice of her, but no thanks. I truly hate candy unless it's 96% cacao.
Quote from Barbara
Janine: Did anybody see where Baby Thanos went?
Gregory: He has to be in here somewhere.
Baby Thanos: [over intercom] It's Halloween. Kids deserve candy. It's not fair to keep it from us. I am inedible! [children cheering]
Janine: I think he means, "I am inevitable."
Melissa: Yeah, okay.
Barbara: Mm, Baby Theranos is in Ava's office!