Janine Quote #163
Quote from Janine in Candy Zombies
Gregory: That is the best and maybe only James Harden costume I've ever seen.
Janine: [laughs] Thank you. Oh, my God. Did you see Jacob's costume? He's wage theft. I guessed it on the first try.
Gregory: Mm-hmm.
Janine: Oh, my God. That is a good costume.
Gregory: Thank you.
Janine: Yes, millennial Tuskegee airman. I love that. Red Tails? So underrated. Oh! Ooh. [ball bouncing]
[aside to camera:]
Janine: Ha-ha! Got him. [laughs] I knew he was a regular Tuskegee airman, not a millennial one. Did you see his face?
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Candy Zombies’ Quotes
Quote from Barbara
Janine: But, uh, Barbara, what are you doing tonight?
Barbara: I'm going to a screening of Rocky Horror at my church. [off Janine's look] They take out all the cursing, all the references to sex and sexuality. It comes in at just under 26 minutes, and it is a hoot!
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: It's a yearly tradition. We've watched Nightmare Before Christmas, but only the Christmas parts, Practical Magic without the witchcraft, and Hocus Pocus without Sarah Jessica Parker.
Quote from Gregory
Janine: Look, I got this bag of candy from Joel and Carolina's mom. She wanted me to give it to you. Maybe she wants you to get a cavity or something.
Gregory: Oh. That's nice of her, but no thanks. I truly hate candy unless it's 96% cacao.
Quote from Barbara
Janine: Did anybody see where Baby Thanos went?
Gregory: He has to be in here somewhere.
Baby Thanos: [over intercom] It's Halloween. Kids deserve candy. It's not fair to keep it from us. I am inedible! [children cheering]
Janine: I think he means, "I am inevitable."
Melissa: Yeah, okay.
Barbara: Mm, Baby Theranos is in Ava's office!