Janine Quote #125

Quote from Janine in Development Day

Janine: [to camera] Aah! Oh, I'm so sorry. I am just so happy to be back. [chuckles] Um, I did this. Parted my hair on a different side. But, oh, yeah, you asked how my summer was. Um... Well, I broke up with Tariq, as you know, which was... You know, break-ups are hard for anyone. I took it as an opportunity to grow... Not physically, of course, because I can't reach the top shelves in my apartment. Tariq used to get the plates. But, ultimately, I was just so excited to start the new year. Breaking up with Tariq was so much the right choice that, you know, I was basically able to fast-track that break-up. No crying, no depression, "wah-wah." And no more bringing my problems into school. That was old right-sided-part Janine. I'm a fully formed adult, and this year is gonna be... different.

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 ‘Development Day’ Quotes

Quote from Ava

Ava: [aside to camera] My summer was great. Thanks for asking. I got a hookah flavor named after me... Ava-lade. Notes of malt liquor and marmalade.

Quote from Barbara

Janine: Barbara! [exhales sharply] I missed you so much. [laughing] Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna give you a hug. Let me put these boxes d...
Barbara: Ah-ah-ah!
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: I had a fantastic summer. After my cruise to Jamaica... All-inclusive... I worked with Ava to properly appropriate the funds that we got from the grant last year. And I found out in early July that I would be welcoming a student who uses a wheelchair, so I was very excited to be able to use part of that grant money to get a new ramp installed. My next goal is to get that student the appropriate desk... and follow up on the shoes I lost on the cruise. I was very inebriated. Oh! Sea Barbara is different than Land Barbara. [chuckles]

Quote from Mr. Johnson

Barbara: [holding cell phone] Oh, I think I got somebody!
Mr. Johnson: [on phone in janitor's closet] [echoes] Yello? Hello?
[aside to camera:]
Mr. Johnson: Somewhere around 2003, my phone number got mistakenly entered into several places in the school district's directory. I never said anything because I like to help out wherever I can.
Man: [on line] So can you get us a replacement fire extinguisher or not?
Mr. Johnson: One sec. No.