Janine Quote #129
Quote from Janine in Development Day
Jacob: [computer chimes] Is everything okay? RE: your rent?
Janine: [chuckles] Is that, uh, one of the questions? Seems kind of specific.
Jacob: No, no. This e-mail.
Janine: Um... Yeah, no, everything is fine. Like, everything's completely okay.It's just that Tariq and I used to split the rent 80/20, and now that 20's in Bushwick. But it's totally okay. Ignore that. Um, yeah, just find the liberal love thingy. Just don't worry about it.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Development Day’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Barbara: [holding cell phone] Oh, I think I got somebody!
Mr. Johnson: [on phone in janitor's closet] [echoes] Yello? Hello?
[aside to camera:]
Mr. Johnson: Somewhere around 2003, my phone number got mistakenly entered into several places in the school district's directory. I never said anything because I like to help out wherever I can.
Man: [on line] So can you get us a replacement fire extinguisher or not?
Mr. Johnson: One sec. No.
Quote from Barbara
Janine: Barbara! [exhales sharply] I missed you so much. [laughing] Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna give you a hug. Let me put these boxes d...
Barbara: Ah-ah-ah!
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: I had a fantastic summer. After my cruise to Jamaica... All-inclusive... I worked with Ava to properly appropriate the funds that we got from the grant last year. And I found out in early July that I would be welcoming a student who uses a wheelchair, so I was very excited to be able to use part of that grant money to get a new ramp installed. My next goal is to get that student the appropriate desk... and follow up on the shoes I lost on the cruise. I was very inebriated. Oh! Sea Barbara is different than Land Barbara. [chuckles]
Quote from Ava
Ava: [aside to camera] My summer was great. Thanks for asking. I got a hookah flavor named after me... Ava-lade. Notes of malt liquor and marmalade.