Gregory Quote #59
Quote from Gregory in Development Day
Barbara: Hey... Oh. What is this?
Gregory: I mapped out the entire school year so I can meet every one of the district's mandated goals. I scheduled everything down to the hour. Now, I didn't allot for this conversation, so if we could wrap this up in the next... two minutes, that'd be very helpful.
Barbara: Well, I am very... Gregory, what if something goes wrong and you a get a millisecond off of this very... impressive map?
Gregory: I accounted for that. Imagining the worst thing that could possibly happen is one of my best qualities.
Barbara: But what if one of the students understands the lesson and another one doesn't? What if a cold runs through the classroom and several students are out for a few days? What if there's a snow day? Oh, and I see that you are getting Samir. I had him last year. Lovely student. Very intelligent. Have you allotted for the nosebleeds that he gets when he's excited?
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Development Day’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Barbara: [holding cell phone] Oh, I think I got somebody!
Mr. Johnson: [on phone in janitor's closet] [echoes] Yello? Hello?
[aside to camera:]
Mr. Johnson: Somewhere around 2003, my phone number got mistakenly entered into several places in the school district's directory. I never said anything because I like to help out wherever I can.
Man: [on line] So can you get us a replacement fire extinguisher or not?
Mr. Johnson: One sec. No.
Quote from Barbara
Janine: Barbara! [exhales sharply] I missed you so much. [laughing] Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna give you a hug. Let me put these boxes d...
Barbara: Ah-ah-ah!
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: I had a fantastic summer. After my cruise to Jamaica... All-inclusive... I worked with Ava to properly appropriate the funds that we got from the grant last year. And I found out in early July that I would be welcoming a student who uses a wheelchair, so I was very excited to be able to use part of that grant money to get a new ramp installed. My next goal is to get that student the appropriate desk... and follow up on the shoes I lost on the cruise. I was very inebriated. Oh! Sea Barbara is different than Land Barbara. [chuckles]
Quote from Ava
Ava: [aside to camera] My summer was great. Thanks for asking. I got a hookah flavor named after me... Ava-lade. Notes of malt liquor and marmalade.