Ava Quote #103

Quote from Ava in Ava vs. Superintendent

Gregory: Okay. So, she should start by showing them our student retention rates. They've been steady since the appeal for a student recount was filed.
Janine: [to camera] Yes, Ava counted twins as one student because she said they share the same soul.
Ava: That's true. And this is so boring! And I don't like this shift in the power dynamic where you're in charge. You've never been less attractive.
Gregory: Look, we have to build a case to get the discretionary funding with data and facts.
Ava: Well, then this is pointless. I've spent my whole life avoiding those two things.
Janine: Look, what if we just write down exactly what she needs to say, and then she can just read it?
Ava: I wish I could just read something, but this superintendent is out to get me. He's gonna be throwing curves like that lady gym.
Janine: Okay. Then we have to keep trying. This is our only option.
Gregory: Unless you want to catch Superintendent Collins cheating again.
Ava: Yes! Let's focus on that. That's got to be easier.

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 ‘Ava vs. Superintendent’ Quotes

Quote from Melissa

Janine: So we get the funding we need?
Superintendent Collins: No, of course not. As long as Ava's at Abbott and I'm the superintendent, you never will. She blackmailed me. It's kind of hard to get over being blackmailed.
Melissa: You know, he's not wrong. I haven't spoken to my blackmailer in two years. Do I miss my sister? Yeah, every day.

Quote from Barbara

Barbara: Well, my suggestion to all of you is to enjoy your free periods while you can. Because music class will be going bye-bye-bye like Blackstreet Boyz II Men.
Janine: Mm, mnh, no. Wrong in like three ways.

Quote from Barbara

Barbara: I know we need the money. And I have applied for that Advancement Grant for 10 years now. I just don't want to compromise my morals to get it.
Jacob: Look, while I admire that you've applied years in a row, have you heard that saying about the definition of insanity?
Barbara: Have you ever heard the saying that I will pop you upside your head if you imply that I am insane?