Melissa Quote #162
Quote from Melissa in Teacher Conference
Kristin Marie: Act natural.
Melissa: Why are you dressed like Inspector Gadget?
Kristin Marie: I am not. If anything, I'm Carmen Sandiego, and like her, I am not here. I heard some stuff at the conference this weekend.
Melissa: I didn't take that comforter, it fell into my bag.
Kristin Marie: No. Draemond Winding, Legendary Charter jabroni, is coming for Abbott.
Melissa: Wha... Who told you this?
Kristin Marie: It's PECSA weekend, people talk. He's set on turning youse guys' charter.
Melissa: Pssh. I've been looking for a good fight ever since my exterminator died. I'm ready.
Kristin Marie: Yeah, you better be. If Abbott goes charter, none of your jobs are safe. Nobody could know I was here.
Melissa: Okay.
Janine: Hey, Kristin Marie Schemmenti? Hey! What's up? [laughs] You know, I never realized how beautiful your name was. Kristin Marie Schemmenti. Kristin Marie Schemmenti! [chuckles] [Kristin mumbles and starts to walk away] Yeah, she's great. Bye, Kristin!
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Teacher Conference’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Janine: What else?
Girl: This is impossible!
Janine: No, nothing is impossible. Now, come on. Keep guessing. [door opens]
Ava: All the vowels are in the dump. What word has two X's and no vowels? Did Grimes have another kid?
Quote from Janine
Janine: Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman is stumped. All right, let's get those guesses in, you guys.
Ava: Nah, I got this. "R"!
Janine: Nope. [students groaning]
[aside to camera:]
Janine: So I picked a word, but then a student sneezed on another student. By the time we cleaned that up, I'd forgotten the word. So I'm just stalling. But we've only got about 10 minutes till lunch, so we should be fine.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: I can't wait to show you what I have planned. We have snowshoeing, a coal jewelry workshop, and tree-ventures just to start.
Amber: I thought we were gonna be, like, relaxing... in a hot tub.
Gregory: We are, after the firewood harvesting forum.
Amber: Seems like you have a lot planned.
Gregory: That's the best way to relax... On a strict schedule.