Gregory Quote #121
Quote from Gregory in Valentine's Day
Gregory: I have something really important I need to ask you.
Janine: Okay.
Gregory: Did Jacob already tell you?
Janine: I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean to. He thought I knew already, which I didn't, so...
Gregory: Well, now that you do, what do you think? You think it's good enough?
Janine: That's a weird way to phrase it. I don't think it's about if it's good enough. I just think it's, you know... It's... it's complicated. That's what I'm stuck on.
Gregory: It's actually not that complicated.
Janine: But it is, though, Gregory. I mean, it also...
Gregory: It's ages 12 and up. How complicated could it be?
Janine: Wait... S... Mnh. Sorry. Wait. Just... Time out. What?
Gregory: It's... [pulls out Lego set] It's got a lot of pieces, but complicated it is not. See, Amber's allergic to real flowers, so it's a Lego set that you can build into a bouquet of flowers. But if you think it's too much or not enough...
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Internet sucks today, right? [laughs] Not one scandal? Do better, Twitter. [marker squeaking] You teenagers today are so boring paying all that attention.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: Unlike Phase One Tony Stark, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King were both anti-capitalists. [Jacob nearly falls off his desk]
Student: You seem a little shaky, Mr. Hill. Are you good?
Jacob: Oh, yeah. I'm good. I am... totally fine.
[aside to camera:]
Jacob: Ava has been in my last three classes, okay? Either this is some time-intensive prank, or I am getting fired... for teaching Black history. [scoffs] I flew too close to the sun. Like an anti-racist Icarus.
Quote from Ava
Barbara: I mean, he absolutely likes you. Although I think that workplace romances are a terrible idea.
Ava: Yeah. That's why I never tried anything with him. Also, I have a boyfriend. But mostly Barb's reason.
Janine: So, wait. Everyone just... Just knows this?
Ava: Yeah, y'all the only two dummies that don't know that you like each other.
Janine: Whoa!
Barbara: But you do like him, right?
Ava: Despite you lack of swag, height, and good outfits, he thinks you're cute, but just don't do anything nasty on school grounds, because if I can't, then y'all can't.