Ava Quote #183
Candace: Melissa briefed me on what's going on, and it sounds like you have a strong enough case to sue these chumps for all they're worth.
Ava: Yes. I knew this principal thing would work out for me one day. Now, how much money are we talking? Like, a foldable stack?
Candace: To be clear, this camera crew trespassed, right?
Ava: Well, actually, I let them in.
Candace: Okay, but they used your likeness without consent.
Janine: Yeah, well, we did sign these.
Candace: Um... but they misrepresented what they were doing?
Gregory: Well, they did say they were coming to get footage of us... which they did.
Janine: Yeah.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Attack Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Y'all not gonna believe this, but I was watching Gourders, that show about pumpkin hoarders, and a commercial about Abbott came on. It's bad. I had to watch two more episodes before it played again.
Quote from Melissa
Melissa: Was there a bit about me gambling? 'Cause a parent said something that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response.
Gregory: Mm, you mean fight or flight.
Melissa: No. I'm not a flippin' bird, Gregory.
Quote from Jacob
Jacob: Oh, I hate to be the perpetual resident of Buzzkill, Pennsylvania, but, uh, we are meeting with the lawyer any minute...
Candace: I am the lawyer.
Jacob: Oh. Of course you are. I knew that. Erin Brockovich is, like, my favorite movie.