Gregory Quote #60
Quote from Gregory in Development Day
Gregory: [aside to camera] Barbara had mentioned that there were once students here who needed ADA desks, and I doubted that somebody had just thrown those away, so I asked Mr. Johnson if there was storage here. He said, "Yeah, I forgot because I'm a custodian and not some lil' storage-ass ho." Anyway, I went down to the school's basement and I found that. Mrs. Howard was right. We may not be able to do it all... but we'll do what we can.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Development Day’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Barbara: [holding cell phone] Oh, I think I got somebody!
Mr. Johnson: [on phone in janitor's closet] [echoes] Yello? Hello?
[aside to camera:]
Mr. Johnson: Somewhere around 2003, my phone number got mistakenly entered into several places in the school district's directory. I never said anything because I like to help out wherever I can.
Man: [on line] So can you get us a replacement fire extinguisher or not?
Mr. Johnson: One sec. No.
Quote from Barbara
Janine: Barbara! [exhales sharply] I missed you so much. [laughing] Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna give you a hug. Let me put these boxes d...
Barbara: Ah-ah-ah!
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: I had a fantastic summer. After my cruise to Jamaica... All-inclusive... I worked with Ava to properly appropriate the funds that we got from the grant last year. And I found out in early July that I would be welcoming a student who uses a wheelchair, so I was very excited to be able to use part of that grant money to get a new ramp installed. My next goal is to get that student the appropriate desk... and follow up on the shoes I lost on the cruise. I was very inebriated. Oh! Sea Barbara is different than Land Barbara. [chuckles]
Quote from Ava
Ava: [aside to camera] My summer was great. Thanks for asking. I got a hookah flavor named after me... Ava-lade. Notes of malt liquor and marmalade.