Janine Quote #116
Quote from Janine in Zoo Balloon
Janine: Kenny, how you doing? You, uh, enjoying learning about that bird life?
Kenny: I guess.
Janine: You know, Kenny, I hear you're worried about going to the second grade. But it really isn't that big a change. It's, like, two nickels' worth. Yeah, you'll have all the same friends, and it'll be in the same place.
Kenny: Really?
Janine: Yeah.
Kenny: That's good, I guess.
Janine: Yeah, it isn't like you'd be moving to a new city where you maybe don't know anyone except for one person. And maybe that person isn't even thinking about how this is gonna affect you. It's just crazy. [off Kenny's look] All right. Let's regroup after the bird show, all right? That's a parakeet.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Zoo Balloon’ Quotes
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [to camera] I have been through this many times before. [Gregory and Janine shouting "Kenny!"] The worst was 2005. A child by the name of August got lost in The Hershey Factory, looking for a chocolate river. Mnh!
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson: [aside to camera] I love field trips. I get to do Mr. Johnson's Day Off. That's when I watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, which is a movie about a depressed kid who murder his father's Ferrari.
[Ava takes a group of kids to Mr. Johnson's custodial closet:]
Ava: Mr. Johnson, sorry to interrupt whatever this is, but these kids need to stay with you.
Mr. Johnson: Well, looks like Ava switched this day from Ferris Bueller's Day Off to The Breakfast Club. Life moves pretty fast, and if you don't stop every once in a while to take a look, you might...
Ava: Missed one. [chuckles]
Mr. Johnson: Come on in.
Quote from Ava
Bird Trainer: And it helps with the search for food.
Ava: [grabs microphone] And that's why you don't feed a bird any meat, kids, because then they'll revert back into a T.
Rex. Now, who wants to go on a real tour?! Come on! I'm about to show y'all how I do.