Ava Quote #112
Quote from Ava in Ava vs. Superintendent
Ava: I saw your little e-mail.
Gregory: I know. That's why I'm sitting here.
Ava: Are you sure you wanna do this? This job requires you to be cool and level-headed, and you ain't exactly known for keeping your composure.
Gregory: I'm sure.
Ava: This job means more responsibility. Commitment. Emotional availability.
Gregory: I understand.
Ava: Well, welcome to teaching full-time at Abbott, Mr. Eddie.
Gregory: Thank you.
[As they shake hands, Ava holds onto Gregory for longer than appropriate]
Gregory: What I'm looking forward to the most is having access to the H.R. department. [exits]
Ava: [to camera] What's H.R.?
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Ava vs. Superintendent’ Quotes
Quote from Melissa
Janine: So we get the funding we need?
Superintendent Collins: No, of course not. As long as Ava's at Abbott and I'm the superintendent, you never will. She blackmailed me. It's kind of hard to get over being blackmailed.
Melissa: You know, he's not wrong. I haven't spoken to my blackmailer in two years. Do I miss my sister? Yeah, every day.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: Well, my suggestion to all of you is to enjoy your free periods while you can. Because music class will be going bye-bye-bye like Blackstreet Boyz II Men.
Janine: Mm, mnh, no. Wrong in like three ways.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: I know we need the money. And I have applied for that Advancement Grant for 10 years now. I just don't want to compromise my morals to get it.
Jacob: Look, while I admire that you've applied years in a row, have you heard that saying about the definition of insanity?
Barbara: Have you ever heard the saying that I will pop you upside your head if you imply that I am insane?