‘Egg Drop’
Season 2, Episode 8 - Aired November 16, 2022
Janine is insistent that her second grade class should join the eighth grade egg drop. Meanwhile, Barbara is offended by the clothing one of her student's parents wears.
Quote from Janine
Janine: Mr. Morton, what a surprise. What makes you drop by?
Mr. Morton: You took all my scales.
Janine: What a great observation. I hypothesized that taking your scales would get you down here. Cause, effect, science. My students and I are building new egg drop contraptions. I now know the science behind it, therefore my kids and I are ready to prove that we can do anything. So, I'd like to kindly request that you put on another egg drop event.
Mr. Morton: Miss Teagues, I have an eighth grade curriculum to keep up with, so no more egg drop. We've moved on.
Janine: Wha... So, no... What am I supposed to tell my kids?
Mr. Morton: Not my problem. If you're looking for something more their speed, why don't you teach them how to tie their shoes?
[The camera pans down to show Janine's Velcro-strapped shoes]
Janine: [scoffs] [whispers] I want to fight you.
Quote from Janine
Janine: Oh, did we egg-ceed your egg-spectations? Egg. [chuckles] Oh, and you have a little something right... ...there. Yep, mm-hmm.