Don: What happened to you?
Alissa: Sally pushed me into a garbage can.
Sally: It was an "accident".
Tommy: [chuckles]
Alissa: This is funny to you?
Tommy: Oh, don't play so innocent.
Sally: Yeah, Lolita. You've been angling for a gander at Don's goods for months!
Alissa: What?!
Don: I doubt that.

Tommy: Ha! As if you had nothin' to do with it.
Don: I was just puttin' on some powder.
Tommy: Why do you have to go around flashing other people's girlfriends? [sobs]
Don: Again, I did not do that.
Sally: Does that make you feel like a big man?
Don: I was just puttin' on some powder!

Tommy: So... has seeing Don ruined you for me?
Alissa: Uh... it may have ruined powder for me.
Tommy: But you could still enjoy seeing me naked.
Alissa: Sure.
Tommy: Really? That's great. Hey, you want to see me naked right now?
Alissa: No.
Tommy: [sobs]

Don: Trust me, Sally. I don't want anyone but you to see me naked.
Sally: Really?
Don: Really. Actually, I don't even want you to see me naked.
Sally: Baby, I see you naked every time I close my eyes. [closes eyes]
Don: Please stop. All right, go ahead.

Harry: Nina? I just want you to know that even though you dumped me to dance with Dick, I still think that our relationship is worth saving.
Nina: We don't have a relationship.
Harry: Ah. Your mouth says no but your lips say yes.
Nina: [laughs] Oh, and how, exactly, would my lips say y-- [Harry kisses Nina] Oh, okay, then.
Harry: Go wait in the car.