Tommy: Well, I failed by driver's test. I can handle a high-speed police chase, but for some reason, at 20 miles an hour I hit three parked cars.
Vicki Dubcek: Don't worry about not having your license. Lord knows it hasn't stopped me.
Tommy: I'm going to be the laughingstock of my whole school.
Harry: Well, I've discovered something, Tommy. It doesn't matter what you do in high school, as long as you can make people feel like losers at the reunion.