Dick Quote #1497
Quote from Dick in Dick'll Take Manhattan Part 1
Sally: Ooh, New York is so fantastic. I have the coolest job. Don's here. Plus, he's mayor. I've never been happier.
Dick: Well, that sounds wonderful. I'm thrilled for you. Seriously. Thrilled.
Sally: Are you really?
Dick: No! What are you, crazy? I'm depressed. I want to go home. I haven't found Mary yet.
Sally: Oh, you'll find her.
Dick: No, I've looked everywhere. I've checked the faculties at NYU and Columbia. I even tried the Staten Island Academy of Beauty. No Mary Albright. Although they almost talked me into their $4 perm.
Sally: Look, Dick, why don't you just try to find somebody else?
Dick: I looked, but $4 is a very competitive price for a perm.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dick'll Take Manhattan Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Sally: [v.o.] "So I've come to the conclusion that New York is the sexiest city in the world, from sexy Bronx to sexy Brooklyn. It's the city that never sleeps." [out loud] "Unless it rolls over and passes out after sex."
Quote from Harry
Harry: All right, let's get busy. I didn't waste all those hours watching TV for nothing. You mind if I move a few of these around?
Pitman: You're gonna change the schedule?
Harry: Oh, no, no. Not change. Save. All right. Hey, you know what I'd like to see? A whole night of Will & Grace. Wouldn't you?
Pitman: Brilliant!
Harry: Hey, better yet, why don't we make one night Will, one night Grace?
Quote from Harry
Dick: Ooh, cool! I can't wait to see the look on Mary's face when she finds out that I'm a lawyer.
Sally: Hold on a second. Albright's here?
Dick: Oh, I'm sure she is. A love like ours transcends all dimensional limitations. Maybe you'll meet some people you know too.
Harry: Cool. Really?
Dick: Oh, yeah. But F.Y.I., they may have made different life choices in this universe.
Harry: Mmm. I see what he's saying. You see, in this world Officer Don could be an old Vietnamese woman.
Sally: No, Harry, they'll have the same bodies. Dick's just saying they'll probably all be gay.