Sally: Ooh, New York is so fantastic. I have the coolest job. Don's here. Plus, he's mayor. I've never been happier.
Dick: Well, that sounds wonderful. I'm thrilled for you. Seriously. Thrilled.
Sally: Are you really?
Dick: No! What are you, crazy? I'm depressed. I want to go home. I haven't found Mary yet.
Sally: Oh, you'll find her.
Dick: No, I've looked everywhere. I've checked the faculties at NYU and Columbia. I even tried the Staten Island Academy of Beauty. No Mary Albright. Although they almost talked me into their $4 perm.
Sally: Look, Dick, why don't you just try to find somebody else?
Dick: I looked, but $4 is a very competitive price for a perm.