Tommy Quote #321
Quote from Tommy in The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2
Tommy: Thank you. Principal Greschner, faculty, honored guests, lunch ladies, weird old guy in the raincoat... What does it mean to be valedictorian? For many, being first in one's class is a distinction that defines their futures. But for me... it means squat because I don't have a girlfriend.
Alissa: Oh, my god.
Tommy: That's right, Alissa. Being first in my class pales in comparison to being first in your heart. So... what I'll remember most about my high school experience is our time together. Our long walks after school, doing homework in the coffee house, that day in the park when it rained.
Alissa: Oh, Tommy.
Tommy: And, um... I think I'll remember most that time that we fooled around on your parents' bed when they were out of town. Alissa, please take me back.
Alissa: Go to hell!
Tommy: Long live rock! [cheers and applause]
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‘The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.
Quote from Don
Don: I brought you a little somethin' for after the meal.
Sally: Oh, thanks. "People's exhibit B"?
Don: It came from a bakery we raided that was a front for a drug dealer. You might want to scrape off the powdered sugar before you serve it.
Quote from Dick
Dick: You guys know the Big Giant Head, right?
Sally: Yeah.
Harry: Uh-huh.
Dick: Well, you're not gonna believe this, but he's my... He's my father!
Sally: What?! No way!
Tommy: That's just like in Star Wars when Luke Skywalker finds out that Darth Vader's his father.
Dick: Oh, grow up, Tommy. That was popular entertainment. This is real life!