Dick Quote #1437

Quote from Dick in The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 1

Big Giant Head: Sit down. How are you?
Dick: Wha- You're asking how I am? Sir, how do you think I should be?
Big Giant Head: I think you should be very proud of yourself. I'm proud of you. Have I ever told you that?
Dick: Uh, no. You have threatened to kill me, though.
Big Giant Head: Well, that was a mistake. I'm sorry. I'd like to make up for that. I'd like to get to know you better.
Dick: Get to know me, sir?
Big Giant Head: Yes. Everything about you. Things you wouldn't dream of telling that frosty little bimbo of yours. Dick, tonight you're taking me out for drinks.
Dick: Tonight? I--I would love to accompany you, sir, but I have a date with that frosty little bimbo.

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Quote from Sally

Don: Why don't you take Janice where I took Sally on our first date?
Sally: Yeah, the Seafood Hut.
Don: It was great. We had a bucket of steamers, a couple of cold beers.
Sally: Yeah, and at the end of the night, both of us had crabs.
Don: That didn't sound exactly right, Sally.
Sally: Don, we had crabs, and you know it.

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Don: I gotta go. There's a car stolen every 15 minutes, and the guy who's doin' it has to be stopped.

Quote from Tommy

Dick: Hey, Tommy, how was school?
Tommy: Terrible. I got hauled into the principal's office because of my grades.
Harry: Oh, what'd he do to you?
Tommy: He made me valedictorian. Apparently, I have the best grades in the school, damn it.
Dick: But you barely ever go to class.
Tommy: I know. That's how stupid everyone else is. Damn it!