Tommy Quote #317

Quote from Tommy in The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 1

Dick: Hey, Tommy, how was school?
Tommy: Terrible. I got hauled into the principal's office because of my grades.
Harry: Oh, what'd he do to you?
Tommy: He made me valedictorian. Apparently, I have the best grades in the school, damn it.
Dick: But you barely ever go to class.
Tommy: I know. That's how stupid everyone else is. Damn it!

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 ‘The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Don: Why don't you take Janice where I took Sally on our first date?
Sally: Yeah, the Seafood Hut.
Don: It was great. We had a bucket of steamers, a couple of cold beers.
Sally: Yeah, and at the end of the night, both of us had crabs.
Don: That didn't sound exactly right, Sally.
Sally: Don, we had crabs, and you know it.

Quote from Don

Don: I gotta go. There's a car stolen every 15 minutes, and the guy who's doin' it has to be stopped.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Hi, Harry. Hello, Janice. Last time I saw you, I was kissin' you good-bye after a long night of kissin' you hello.
Janice: So, why haven't you called?
Harry: Well, at first I was playin' hard-to-get. But now I'm playin' paralyzed by insecurity.