Harry Quote #571
Quote from Harry in This Little Dick Went to Market
Sally: Harry, what's happened to me?
Harry: Still thinking about Janice, huh? Yeah. Me, too.
Sally: I've always been stronger than anyone I've ever known. It's the most important thing to me. Somehow, I lost my edge.
Harry: She made me fall in love with her.
Sally: My assignment on this mission is to protect the unit, but I am powerless against her.
Harry: She's a voodoo mama.
Sally: I'm a soldier, damn it. This is unacceptable.
Harry: I wonder if she sleeps naked commando-style.
Sally: I have to destroy her. If I can't I don't deserve to be here. [exits]
Harry: I bet I could climb her like a tree. I'd be like a 5-year-old at Disneyland.
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‘This Little Dick Went to Market’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: No, let me explain. Let's say that these eggs represent all our money.
Tommy: Uh-huh.
Dick: And these containers represent stocks.
Tommy: I'm with you.
Dick: Now, if one of these stocks is doing better than all the others, then we should put all our money in that stock.
Tommy: Oh, I see what you're saying. So we should put all of our eggs in one basket.
Dick: No. We should put all our eggs in one bucket.
Tommy: No eggs in the basket?
Dick: Forget the basket.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Hey. What are you doing lollygagging about?
Tommy: Lollygagger.
Dick: You. Get off the phone.
Tommy: See me in my office.
Dick: Get him an office. Hey, I notice you're all drinking from separate cups. One cup per group.
Tommy: We're trying to run a business here.
Dick: Not a water-drinking factory.
Tommy: What is with all the computers in here?
Dick: Hasn't anybody heard of an abacus?!
Quote from Tommy
Dick: All right, Tommy. We were lucky enough to land on earth in the middle of the biggest bull market in history, so it's time that we took advantage of it.
Tommy: And you expect to make enough money in the stock market to take Albright to Cancun.
Dick: Yeah. But if we'd found out about the stock market when we first landed here, we would own freakin' Cancun.
Tommy: Excuse me. I read all about it right after we landed.
Dick: Well, why didn't you say anything?
Tommy: Dick, I was thirteen-years-old, I wasn't obsessed with money. I was obsessed with boobs.
Dick: Well, why haven't you said anything since?
Tommy: Again, boobs.