Harry Quote #555
Quote from Harry in Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
Miranda: Hey, I was hoping you'd come back.
Harry: I came back to say good-bye.
Miranda: Well, can't we go across the street to the diner and get a cup of coffee or something?
Harry: June bug, what we had here was very special. Hum of the dryers, fluorescent lights, sweet, sweet smell of softener sheets. But take that away, and I'm afraid we got nothing.
Miranda: What are you, some kind of moron?
Harry: I know it's hard to understand, but, uh, at least we'll always have this, huh? And this. [holds up a pair of panties]
Miranda: Hey! Oh, that's gross.
Harry: That's right. That's right. Fight daddy. Fight daddy.
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Quote from Sally
Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy?
Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet.
Sally: Is this a fact, sir?
Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff.
Sally: I am not talking to you.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went-
Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules.
Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer.
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was damp.
Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was moist, ma'am.
Crowd: Ah.
Sally: What is the matter with these people?
Tommy: Beats me, ma'am.
Sally: You, buster, you better grow up. You owe this woman twenty minutes of drying time.
Mrs. Dubcek: I told you.
Sally: And you, young lady, you better drop that attitude. Here's a little piece of advice, you've heard this before: Colors fade but dumb is forever. Next! [slams fabric conditioner on the table]
Quote from Dick
Dick: Morning, Mary. Ah, I had a great time last night, didn't you?
Mary: No. Dick, I cannot do that again.
Dick: Oh, you're right. Next time, maybe we should all just stay home and have game night.
Mary: No. No offense, but I cannot spend another evening playing Chutes and Ladders with Sally, Tommy, and Harry.
Dick: What about Kerplunk?
Mary: No, Dick. We need to socialize with other people.
Dick: Right. What about Hungry, Hungry Hippos?