Quote from Sally in Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy? Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet. Sally: Is this a fact, sir? Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff. Sally: I am not talking to you. Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went- Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules. Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer. Sally: Now, was it moist? Man: It was damp. Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.