Tommy Quote #261
Quote from Tommy in Dick for Tat
Tommy: Wait. Dick, you're talking about sleeping with my girlfriend's mother?
Dick: Uh-huh.
Tommy: Don't you see? Alissa looks up to her mom. If you do that, it'll undermine all of her morality, all of the values that she spent years trying to instill in Alissa. That is so perfect!
Harry: Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!
Dick: Hey, hey!
Tommy: What?
Dick: We could take them out together!
Tommy: What could be cooler than double-dating with your dad?!
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‘Dick for Tat’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Oh, I can't get his face out of my mind!
Nina: Strudwick's?
Dick: No, Nina. Little Davey Tennant, the boy down the block. You see, ever since he was three years old, Davey's wanted more than anything to see a real professional baseball game. He wished the biggest wish his little heart could muster. But his dad was laid off and couldn't afford the tickets. Well... one day last week, little Davey was outside playing ball like he always does, and who should walk up the block, tall as a building, but home run king Mark McGwire. To see little Davey's eyes light up as McGwire handed him four seats on the first base line, well, it's something that I will never forget. [shouts] Yes, Strudwick's face! Stop asking such stupid questions!
Nina: Look, you knew about her past.
Dick: Yeah, but until last night, her past was- was faceless! Now it's got a face. The fuzzy, smirking face of Vincent W. Strudwick.
Quote from Sally
Harry: Okay. We got one Pastrami Lasorda. And one Mozzarella Fitzgerald.
Tommy: I don't get the names of these sandwiches.
Harry: Tommy, here's your Hammy Connick Jr.
Sally: Well, that one's obvious. Look, it's piled high with ham and connick.
Quote from Dick
Mary: "Truth or dare."
Dick: "Who was your last fling?"
Mary: Oh, that would have to be... [both laugh] Vincent Strudwick. [both laugh]
Dick: Strudwick?! No!
Mary: Yes, I'm back on Martini Island! You can set me up.
Dick: You can kiss my tiny pewter ass!