Quote from Tommy in Dick for Tat
Tommy: Wait. Dick, you're talking about sleeping with my girlfriend's mother? Dick: Uh-huh. Tommy: Don't you see? Alissa looks up to her mom. If you do that, it'll undermine all of her morality, all of the values that she spent years trying to instill in Alissa. That is so perfect! Harry: Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula! Dick: Hey, hey! Tommy: What? Dick: We could take them out together! Tommy: What could be cooler than double-dating with your dad?!