Sally Quote #439

Quote from Sally in Near Dick Experience

Tommy: Hey, guys, I just had another near-death experience. Alissa's father found out I proposed, and he came after me with a bat.
Dick: So you can still be in my soul posse.
Tommy: Uh, it didn't really work the second time.
Dick: But look in the distance I see the shining brilliance of the liquor mart sign.
Tommy: Remember this moment, Dick.
Sally: God, I wish I could see with your clarity. Can you make out if those tall boys are still on sale?

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 ‘Near Dick Experience’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Judith: Dick, we still haven't gotten your release form for the staff retreat.
Dick: Oh, that.
Strudwick: We need an accurate head count to get 10% off on parking. You're holding us back, Dick.
Dick: Why should I go? So the sunset can bore me? So a marmot can lick my oblivious face? So I can be so lost in my ennui that I fall off a cliff and- and- and nearly plummet to my... I'm in!
Strudwick: What are you so damn excited about?
Dick: I'm in! I'm going on that camping trip, and I am going to have a near-death experience if it kills me!

Quote from Sally

Sally: Tommy! Tommy, listen, I've been thinking. I have spent my entire time on this planet being mean to people. All I have been doing is spreading fear.
Dick: That's true.
Sally: Yeah. So, I have decided now I'm just gonna help people, people like these poor, miserable souls. Look.
Tommy: That's the cast of Les Mis.

Quote from Judith

Judith: All right, here's a list of the gear you'll need for the staff retreat on Mount Digney.
Mary: Ooh, this'll be fun.
Nina: Are there gonna be snakes out there?
Judith: If you're asking if my lawyer's coming, the answer is no. [laughs]