Don Quote #101
Quote from Don in Dick the Mouth Solomon
Don: Smells good in here. Sally!
Sally: Oh, my god, Don.
Don: Sally, what's wrong?
Sally: No, don't sit. Are you crazy? This is his booth.
Don: Sally, what's gotten into you?
Sally: Oh, god, Don, it's my new boyfriend.
Don: Oh, back on your feet already. Well, good. Good for you. Where's my eggplant?!
Sally: Listen to me, Don, you've got to get out of here. He comes back and finds you here, there's no telling what he might do.
Don: Sally, I'm a cop. What could he possibly do to me?
Sally: He will kill you.
[Don grabs his food and runs out of the restaurant]
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‘Dick the Mouth Solomon’ Quotes
Quote from Don
Don: Let me lay out the cold, hard facts for you, Tommy. If you're involved in something criminal, there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll be caught. If you're prosecuted, there's a 2% chance you'll be convicted. So don't play with fire.
Tommy: Look, you played by the rules, Don, and what do you got to show for it? Nothin'. Nothin'. Well, that's not going to be me. You understand?
Don: But Tommy-
Tommy: Don't call me Tommy. From now on, I'm the nephew.
Don: Damn!
Quote from Sally
Waitress: Would you like any dessert?
Sally: Dessert? Look at me. I'm crying. I'm a wreck. I'm upset. I'll have the gelato.
Quote from Harry
Harry: I'm also afraid of plastic garbage bags and Velcro.
Vicki Dubcek: Come here, baby.