Dick Quote #928

Quote from Dick in Collect Call for Dick

Dick: Attention, Rusty's customers! Take it from a man who has been through hell. Those Rusty's fun lunches you are eating are not safe! And I'm not talking about the cholesterol or the fat content or the diseased meat or the carcinogens caused by the broiling process. And I'm not talking about the food server with the unwashed bathroom hands. It's you. I saw you. [two employees drag Dick out] Or the spoiled mayonnaise in the secret Rusty sauce. No, I'm talking about...

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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Okay. You guys ready?
Mary: He's not going to like this.
Tommy: We've got to confront him. It's for his own good.
Mrs. Dubcek: Now you swear this intervention is not for me? Because I have fallen for that twice.

Quote from Dick

Sally: How could you have gotten so carried away?
Dick: I don't know. Maybe I was just trying to fill some emotional void. Maybe I never really felt loved by my mother.
Tommy: Dick, you never had a mother.
Dick: See? That's a pretty serious void.

Quote from Harry

Harry: [burps] Oh, I'm sorry. Probably the secret Rusty's sauce.
Tommy: That's just ketchup.
Harry: Oh, well, thank you so much for ruining it for me, Tommy.