Dick Quote #1709

Quote from Dick in The Tooth Harry

Leon: Dr. Solomon?
Dick: Leon, you're not hailing Pitman.
Leon: Uh, hail Pitman. But isn't 4 wrong?
Dick: Oh, what do you know?
Leon: Well, when I answered 4, you said I was dumber than a bucket of hair.
Dick: You must be mistaken.
Caryn: No, he's right. He said that if the orbital trajectory was 4, then the earth would spin out of orbit and crash into the sun.
Bug: And then you told us to "shun the idiot child Leon, for he has killed us all with his cretinous answer of 4."
Dick: Fine, fine. Pitman, say another number.
Pitman: 9?
Dick: Correct. All hail Pitman.

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 ‘The Tooth Harry’ Quotes

Quote from Mary

Mary: Okay, now just follow along and see if I have it.
Judith: Can do.
Mary: [tony British accent] Hello. I'm Dr. Mary Albright. I'm proud to be a member-
Judith: Okay. What's with the accent?
Mary: [normal voice] What accent? This is my formal speaking voice. Always has been.
Judith: Never mind.

Quote from Dick

Mary: Well, why are you going to the dentist?
Nina: I'm having my wisdom teeth removed.
Dick: Wouldn't it make more sense to have extra ones installed?
Nina: Don't mess with me. Not today.

Quote from Harry

Dentist: All righty, Nina. We'll see you in a few days, and I'll take out the other 2 wisdom teeth
Harry: Nina, are you okay?
Nina: [muffled, dopey] Harry. Oh, you waited all this time. That's so sweet.
Harry: Oh, my God. You've been drugged. [to the dentist] Is that how you get your jollies, you sick bastard?
Nina: Harry, no. I don't feel so good. Can we go home now?
Harry: Sure. Come on, Nina. I'll make sure that nobody ever hurts you again
Dentist: I need to see her Friday.
Harry: Until Friday.