Sally Quote #298
Quote from Sally in Stuck with Dick
Sally: Enough! You know what? It was my party. I'm calling the shots.
Tommy: We helped!
Sally: "Oh, we helped!" I carried this baby on my back! I threw the Tupperware party of the season! I'm the one who decides who gets what, and nobody touches nothin'!
Tommy: No, Sally. That ain't right. We were all in this together!
Harry: Partners. Equal partners, equal shares.
Sally: You know what, just cool down here. Why don't you guys go in the kitchen and get yourself something to eat?
Tommy: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't ya? And when we get back, what do ya know? The bun hutch is gone!
Sally: Hey, hey, wait a minute! I wouldn't do ya like that. I just thought maybe you'd like some mini pizza bagels.
Harry: Bagels? Bagels?! We don't need no stinking bagels!
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‘Stuck with Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: I don't have time. It's not that easy to erase the past.
Dick: Well, why would you want to erase the past? Think back, Mary. Don't you remember the romance?
Mary: The fighting?
Dick: The laughter?
Mary: The screaming?
Dick: The endless nights of lovemaking?
Mary: The endless parade of humiliations, interspersed with random acts of insanity!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for something light and understated, yet capable of catapulting me back into the snowy bosom of my true love.
Shop Owner: Ah. Chardonnay beaulieu?
Dick: Uh, no. Mary Albright.
Shop Owner: I'll look around for you.
Dick: Uh, be sure it goes with ham.
Harry: Better check the bottle, Dick. Some of this stuff's over a year old.
Tommy: Oh, Dick, this is so nice. Planning a surprise romantic encounter for someone who hates your guts.
Dick: That's where you're wrong, Tommy. Mary admitted that she still has feelings for me, which is why I must act quickly to regain her love and trust. Excuse me! Do you carry Spanish fly?
Quote from Mary
Mary: I'll tell you one thing.
Dick: What?
Mary: I made you earn it. That's Mary Albright! I don't just give it away. Anymore.