Quote from Dick in Stuck with Dick
Dick: Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for something light and understated, yet capable of catapulting me back into the snowy bosom of my true love. Shop Owner: Ah. Chardonnay beaulieu? Dick: Uh, no. Mary Albright. Shop Owner: I'll look around for you. Dick: Uh, be sure it goes with ham. Harry: Better check the bottle, Dick. Some of this stuff's over a year old. Tommy: Oh, Dick, this is so nice. Planning a surprise romantic encounter for someone who hates your guts. Dick: That's where you're wrong, Tommy. Mary admitted that she still has feelings for me, which is why I must act quickly to regain her love and trust. Excuse me! Do you carry Spanish fly?