Sally Quote #297
Quote from Sally in Stuck with Dick
Nina: So nobody noticed that Dr. Albright isn't here?
Tommy: Oh, well, we didn't want to spoil the mood, so we told them all that her parents died.
Nina: Well, maybe I ought to help out.
Tommy: Uh... no, that won't be necessary.
Sally: [enters] Ladies, I've got chills. If you like the carrot keeper, you'll think this next item is the cat's whiskers. I give to you the super snack tube. [crowd gasps] I know. I know. This slick little number was designed for you moms with little ones whose mouths always need feedin'. Hungry kids? Hey, no problem. Car, park, or pool, you'll always be ready.
Nina: I'm no mom, but I've got a mouth, and I want one.
Woman: Oh, put me down for two!
Sally: Ooh! You know what I smell? [Sniffs] A bargain! And I'm gonna go get it.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Stuck with Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: I don't have time. It's not that easy to erase the past.
Dick: Well, why would you want to erase the past? Think back, Mary. Don't you remember the romance?
Mary: The fighting?
Dick: The laughter?
Mary: The screaming?
Dick: The endless nights of lovemaking?
Mary: The endless parade of humiliations, interspersed with random acts of insanity!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for something light and understated, yet capable of catapulting me back into the snowy bosom of my true love.
Shop Owner: Ah. Chardonnay beaulieu?
Dick: Uh, no. Mary Albright.
Shop Owner: I'll look around for you.
Dick: Uh, be sure it goes with ham.
Harry: Better check the bottle, Dick. Some of this stuff's over a year old.
Tommy: Oh, Dick, this is so nice. Planning a surprise romantic encounter for someone who hates your guts.
Dick: That's where you're wrong, Tommy. Mary admitted that she still has feelings for me, which is why I must act quickly to regain her love and trust. Excuse me! Do you carry Spanish fly?
Quote from Mary
Mary: I'll tell you one thing.
Dick: What?
Mary: I made you earn it. That's Mary Albright! I don't just give it away. Anymore.