Mary Quote #114
Quote from Mary in Stuck with Dick
Dick: Ooh. Look at the studious schoolgirl, all alone up in the rare books room. Well, I'm the big, bad professor, and I'm disappointed in your grades!
Mary: Not now. I'm in a rush.
Dick: I'm just kidding, Mary. Actually, it's me, Dick.
Mary: Uh, Dick, are you here for a reason?
Dick: I'm here because, well, remember how you said that you still had feelings for me?
Mary: Oh, I knew that would come back and bite me in the ass.
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‘Stuck with Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: I don't have time. It's not that easy to erase the past.
Dick: Well, why would you want to erase the past? Think back, Mary. Don't you remember the romance?
Mary: The fighting?
Dick: The laughter?
Mary: The screaming?
Dick: The endless nights of lovemaking?
Mary: The endless parade of humiliations, interspersed with random acts of insanity!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for something light and understated, yet capable of catapulting me back into the snowy bosom of my true love.
Shop Owner: Ah. Chardonnay beaulieu?
Dick: Uh, no. Mary Albright.
Shop Owner: I'll look around for you.
Dick: Uh, be sure it goes with ham.
Harry: Better check the bottle, Dick. Some of this stuff's over a year old.
Tommy: Oh, Dick, this is so nice. Planning a surprise romantic encounter for someone who hates your guts.
Dick: That's where you're wrong, Tommy. Mary admitted that she still has feelings for me, which is why I must act quickly to regain her love and trust. Excuse me! Do you carry Spanish fly?
Quote from Mary
Mary: I'll tell you one thing.
Dick: What?
Mary: I made you earn it. That's Mary Albright! I don't just give it away. Anymore.