Dick: Ooh. Look at the studious schoolgirl, all alone up in the rare books room. Well, I'm the big, bad professor, and I'm disappointed in your grades!
Mary: Not now. I'm in a rush.
Dick: I'm just kidding, Mary. Actually, it's me, Dick.
Mary: Uh, Dick, are you here for a reason?
Dick: I'm here because, well, remember how you said that you still had feelings for me?
Mary: Oh, I knew that would come back and bite me in the ass.