Dick Quote #787
Quote from Dick in Stuck with Dick
Dick: Oh, how I miss the days of furtive looks across the office, passing notes in faculty meetings. Oh, and the groping was always nice.
Sally: Let me ask you something. If things were so great, why were you making our lives miserable with your constant whining and complaining?
Dick: [whining] Was not!
Harry & Tommy: Was so!
Dick: Well, if I did, it was probably because I was filled with so much bliss, I didn't know where to shove it.
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Quote from Mary
Mary: I don't have time. It's not that easy to erase the past.
Dick: Well, why would you want to erase the past? Think back, Mary. Don't you remember the romance?
Mary: The fighting?
Dick: The laughter?
Mary: The screaming?
Dick: The endless nights of lovemaking?
Mary: The endless parade of humiliations, interspersed with random acts of insanity!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for something light and understated, yet capable of catapulting me back into the snowy bosom of my true love.
Shop Owner: Ah. Chardonnay beaulieu?
Dick: Uh, no. Mary Albright.
Shop Owner: I'll look around for you.
Dick: Uh, be sure it goes with ham.
Harry: Better check the bottle, Dick. Some of this stuff's over a year old.
Tommy: Oh, Dick, this is so nice. Planning a surprise romantic encounter for someone who hates your guts.
Dick: That's where you're wrong, Tommy. Mary admitted that she still has feelings for me, which is why I must act quickly to regain her love and trust. Excuse me! Do you carry Spanish fly?
Quote from Mary
Mary: I'll tell you one thing.
Dick: What?
Mary: I made you earn it. That's Mary Albright! I don't just give it away. Anymore.