Dick: Oh, how I miss the days of furtive looks across the office, passing notes in faculty meetings. Oh, and the groping was always nice.
Sally: Let me ask you something. If things were so great, why were you making our lives miserable with your constant whining and complaining?
Dick: [whining] Was not!
Harry & Tommy: Was so!
Dick: Well, if I did, it was probably because I was filled with so much bliss, I didn't know where to shove it.