Dick Quote #768

Quote from Dick in Auto Erodicka

Anita: You know, I've been waiting to see this movie for months.
Dick: Oh, really? I just got here. [woman laughs] So... Are you, uh German?
Anita: No... Are you trying to make conversation?
Dick: No... Yes.
Anita: Oh, love that. I'm Anita.
Dick: I'm Dick.
Anita: So since we're both alone, would you like to sit together?
Dick: Sit with you, together, us?
Anita: Yeah.
Dick: Well, sure. Oh, uh, F.Y.I. Raisinets on the right, Jujubes on the left. Reach in...

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Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.

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Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?

Quote from Sally

Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.