Sally Quote #280
Quote from Sally in Auto Erodicka
Tommy: Sally, that check is gonna bounce and they're gonna come after us.
Sally: Yes, but they'll never catch us in the Viper!
Bill: Okay. We ran your credit report. They say you don't exist.
Sally: Oh, that's weird. So can I take the car now?
Bill: No. My manager also told me you only have $1,300 in the bank.
Sally: Well, that is just not true. Who did he get that from?
Bill: The bank.
Sally: All right, Bill, what do I have to do to get this car?
Bill: Well, that's simple. Less money up front and a series of pickup payments, finance the back end against the deficit down lease. We'll launch fiscal payoff or simply spread the down across the term and use asset collateral.
Sally: Bill, what do I have to do to get this car?
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Quote from Dick
Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.
Quote from Dick
Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?
Quote from Sally
Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.