Dick Quote #772

Quote from Dick in Auto Erodicka

Mary: Oh, I take it you liked it.
Dick: Oh, no. It was god-awful. But I met a woman in line. A fabulous woman.
Mary: Oh! Well, that's nice, Dick.
Dick: Oh, I'll say. We had sex in my car.
Mary: You did what?!
Dick: I can't believe it either, but it was great.
Mary: Why are you telling me this?
Dick: Oh, it wasn't a big deal. It was casual sex. That's the great thing.
Mary: Oh, yes. Congratulations.
Dick: Yeah. You know, it all started with these Raisinets. I had them in my pocket- [bell rings] Oh, damn! I have a class. I'll tell you what. We'll have lunch, and I'll fill you guys in on all the sexy details, okay?

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 ‘Auto Erodicka’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.

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Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?

Quote from Sally

Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.