Sally Quote #282
Quote from Sally in Auto Erodicka
Bill: Well, I made a friend cry. But the Nova's yours, Sally. Sally?
Sally: ... [pained] No.
Bill: Yes! You can drive her home today.
Sally: No.
Bill: Huh?
Sally: I said no.
Bill: Come on, Sally, I am ready to make this deal.
Sally: [laughs] No!
Bill: I'll throw in floor mats, fabric guard, and undercoating.
Sally: Okay, boys, step aside. You have taken the joyful experience of buying a car and turned it into something ugly! You know what you are, buddy? A car salesman. Yeah, that's right. A big steaming pile of car salesman! Well, you just lost yourself a sale! Come on, boys!
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‘Auto Erodicka’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.
Quote from Dick
Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?
Quote from Sally
Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.