Dick Quote #758
Quote from Dick in Pickles and Ice Cream
Dick: My little baby's so precious. For you, the world holds so much, and I'll be right there, yes, taking your hand, leading the way on every step of your journey.
Wendy: Excuse me. Can I please bond with my baby?
Dick: In a minute. You're so adorable. And look at your eyes. You have big, beautiful eyes, don't you, Frank?
Man: All right, that's it. His name is Sam, and if you don't leave, I'm going to call the cops.
Dick: I know. Your daddy's a big meanie.
Man: Gimme the baby.
Dick: All right. Fine, fine.
Wendy: He's got your ears.
Man: Look, he's got your chin.
Dick: He's got my forceps marks.
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‘Pickles and Ice Cream’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Could you guys keep an eye out for the U.P.S. guy? I'm expecting a package.
Dick: Why? Where are you going?
Mrs. Dubcek: My gynecologist.
Dick: Your who-li-gyne-what?
Mrs. Dubcek: My gynecologist. He's a wonderful doctor.
Dick: Good. I could use a new doctor.
Mrs. Dubcek: He's a women's doctor.
Sally: For women only?
Dick: Well, doesn't he realize he could double his business if he'd open his practice to everyone?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, please. I'm not into all that P.C. baloney. I think women should have their own doctors, and men shouldn't wait tables at Hooters.
Quote from Don
Dispatch: [radio chatter]
Don: Copy that. Over. [to Sally] I gotta get out of here.
Sally: Emergency?
Don: I don't know. I can't understand a word she says.
Quote from Sally
Dick: This pregnancy thing is no big mystery. Man decides to have baby, man plants seed, man becomes dad. Cut and dried. Black and white. Clear as day.
Sally: Dick, you just don't get it, do you? This is not about men. It's about women. And women have this special club, this pregnancy club, and once you become a member, everything about you becomes fascinating: what you ate that day, what's swollen, how many times you went to the bathroom. Six.
Dick: Six?
Sally: See? Fascinating!