Sally Quote #276
Quote from Sally in Pickles and Ice Cream
Dick: This pregnancy thing is no big mystery. Man decides to have baby, man plants seed, man becomes dad. Cut and dried. Black and white. Clear as day.
Sally: Dick, you just don't get it, do you? This is not about men. It's about women. And women have this special club, this pregnancy club, and once you become a member, everything about you becomes fascinating: what you ate that day, what's swollen, how many times you went to the bathroom. Six.
Dick: Six?
Sally: See? Fascinating!
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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Could you guys keep an eye out for the U.P.S. guy? I'm expecting a package.
Dick: Why? Where are you going?
Mrs. Dubcek: My gynecologist.
Dick: Your who-li-gyne-what?
Mrs. Dubcek: My gynecologist. He's a wonderful doctor.
Dick: Good. I could use a new doctor.
Mrs. Dubcek: He's a women's doctor.
Sally: For women only?
Dick: Well, doesn't he realize he could double his business if he'd open his practice to everyone?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, please. I'm not into all that P.C. baloney. I think women should have their own doctors, and men shouldn't wait tables at Hooters.
Quote from Don
Dispatch: [radio chatter]
Don: Copy that. Over. [to Sally] I gotta get out of here.
Sally: Emergency?
Don: I don't know. I can't understand a word she says.
Quote from Don
Don: Oh, this is a shocker, Dick. I gotta tell you, it wasn't easy watching Sally try on some of those maternity clothes.
Dick: What?! Damn it! I warned her! Nina, cancel my classes!
Nina: Why? What's going on?
Dick: Sally's become one of the pregnant.
Nina: Oh, my God! Is that true?
Don: I'm afraid so.
Nina: How did it happen?
Don: How do you think it happened?!